FESTIVUS
Saturday, December 23rd
I think this video clip pretty much sums up where we're going with this.

All day on our last day before our holiday break, we'll be celebrating the most important holiday of the year, complete with:
  • a Festivus Pole, with no tinsel

  • the Airing of Grievances, in which you can write down and express your frustrations, and then shred them, resulting in a fresh, new start in 2018

  • Feats of Strength, which may not involve actual wrestling

  • Festivus Miracles, because no there's no better kind of miracle
Come help us wrap up the holiday season in style! (Okay...it's not really over, that day, but it's our last day of work until the 29th, so we're going to call that good enough...)